1 00:00:17,200 --> 00:00:19,540 Hey fuckers, glad you made it on the inside. 2 00:00:19,960 --> 00:00:23,460 I'm Paul Taylor, and welcome to my reality show. 3 00:00:24,740 --> 00:00:25,940 Only there's a difference. 4 00:00:26,180 --> 00:00:30,320 In this reality show, I search the streets of the UK for the filthiest 5 00:00:30,320 --> 00:00:31,320 -time girl. 6 00:00:31,480 --> 00:00:33,940 I will say anything to get my cocks up. 7 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:39,180 I'm actually a good liar, and I tell them I'm a porn producer, and that I 8 00:00:39,180 --> 00:00:43,440 make them famous. I even convince real porn stars that I'm a big shot. 9 00:00:43,960 --> 00:00:45,640 I'm just your everyday nerd. 10 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:47,300 who doesn't give a fuck. 11 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:52,700 All I have at my disposal is my home video camera and my sexy camera lady, 12 00:00:52,780 --> 00:00:56,140 Scarlet Grey, who's also a bit of a perv herself, actually. 13 00:00:56,380 --> 00:01:01,240 We are the perfect team in conning the panties off these girls. So what's the 14 00:01:01,240 --> 00:01:04,420 luckiest nerd on the planet? Con his way into lots of pussy. 15 00:01:04,879 --> 00:01:09,920 All I care about is my own sexual gratification with no thought for 16 00:01:10,720 --> 00:01:13,500 As long as I blow my load, I'm happy. 17 00:01:14,280 --> 00:01:15,540 bookkeeping trout 18 00:01:51,530 --> 00:01:52,530 cum slut Stella. 19 00:01:52,550 --> 00:01:54,010 That's all you need to fucking say, innit? 20 00:01:55,190 --> 00:01:59,490 Fucking hell. She's got loads of free videos. Sexy slut sucks another cough. 21 00:02:00,350 --> 00:02:02,410 Sexy slut gets fucked from behind. 22 00:02:03,090 --> 00:02:06,590 Sexy slut sucks an Italian cock. 23 00:02:07,050 --> 00:02:10,630 She's fucking loads of commercials. She's fucking eating it out of a condom 24 00:02:10,630 --> 00:02:11,670 everything. That's fucking mint. 25 00:02:25,320 --> 00:02:28,580 Oh wait, daddy's gonna get a new slut coming round, lad. 26 00:02:29,240 --> 00:02:31,540 Ah, dad's bringing a new fucking friend round. 27 00:02:34,100 --> 00:02:36,580 You like dad's friend, don't you? Because you get a stroke. 28 00:02:36,920 --> 00:02:38,240 I get a stroke and all. 29 00:02:38,460 --> 00:02:39,620 Somebody put my cup in. 30 00:02:41,260 --> 00:02:42,320 Right, let's have a look. 31 00:02:43,480 --> 00:02:44,820 Are you gonna leave a comment? 32 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:49,020 I would really like to be a porn star. 33 00:02:49,800 --> 00:02:51,800 She's got top fucking ratings as well. 34 00:02:53,140 --> 00:02:55,400 Oh, I fucking don't know what I'm going to leave a comment on. 35 00:02:57,840 --> 00:02:58,840 Have a look. 36 00:03:00,880 --> 00:03:01,880 Alright, 37 00:03:05,380 --> 00:03:06,380 babe. 38 00:03:08,380 --> 00:03:11,520 You said on your... 39 00:03:23,060 --> 00:03:26,800 I really want to fucking say this fucking stuff in my cock. 40 00:03:27,020 --> 00:03:28,460 How do I put that professionally? 41 00:03:30,360 --> 00:03:35,400 We are a professional... 42 00:04:08,200 --> 00:04:11,040 There we go. The fucking seed has been fucking planted. 43 00:04:11,940 --> 00:04:13,940 Now I just have to wait to fucking plant mine. 44 00:04:14,720 --> 00:04:17,160 It's fucking gorgeous there. I'm going to order some more. 45 00:04:22,060 --> 00:04:23,060 I can hear her. 46 00:04:39,180 --> 00:04:41,760 Let's see if that fucking teller's answer's back. I hope she has. 47 00:04:46,580 --> 00:04:49,400 Fucking hasn't answered back. It's been two days. 48 00:04:55,560 --> 00:04:56,840 Oh, twat. 49 00:05:00,760 --> 00:05:01,760 Oh, bastard. 50 00:05:03,380 --> 00:05:04,420 I've been waiting out. 51 00:05:11,080 --> 00:05:13,020 Answer us back, man, if you want to be a porn star. 52 00:05:27,060 --> 00:05:29,740 Oh, fuck. 53 00:05:30,280 --> 00:05:32,420 He's getting back to his funk. Fuck for that. 54 00:05:32,940 --> 00:05:33,940 Hi, Paul. 55 00:05:34,120 --> 00:05:35,880 You guys sound really professional. 56 00:05:36,440 --> 00:05:38,400 I've wanted to do... 57 00:05:38,680 --> 00:05:43,820 Porn for such a long time. I'm so pleased somebody as professional as you 58 00:05:43,820 --> 00:05:46,080 been in contact. Thank you for looking at my page. 59 00:05:46,440 --> 00:05:48,680 Did it turn you on? Want to read something? 60 00:05:50,380 --> 00:05:53,560 Yes, it fucking did. 61 00:05:54,860 --> 00:05:58,960 In fact, I am watching. 62 00:06:21,549 --> 00:06:25,810 I can't wait to bend this condo out. It's fucking gorgeous. 63 00:06:53,260 --> 00:06:54,260 Hello? 64 00:06:55,980 --> 00:06:56,980 Speaking. 65 00:06:58,800 --> 00:06:59,860 Stella? Alright? 66 00:07:01,140 --> 00:07:02,980 God, you're hard to get hold of, like, aren't you? 67 00:07:05,880 --> 00:07:06,980 You've had loads of offers. 68 00:07:07,580 --> 00:07:10,060 That's not fucking surprising, is it? You're fucking gorgeous, man. 69 00:07:12,920 --> 00:07:14,300 Who's contacted you? 70 00:07:14,800 --> 00:07:16,160 If you don't mind asking. 71 00:07:20,980 --> 00:07:21,980 Never heard of them. 72 00:07:24,170 --> 00:07:26,950 No, never heard of them either. You want to be careful because there's loads of 73 00:07:26,950 --> 00:07:30,370 con people kicking about and they'll have seen your profile on the internet 74 00:07:30,370 --> 00:07:34,290 then they'll, you know, everybody will want to go quite rightly so, like, 75 00:07:34,430 --> 00:07:36,070 because, like I say, you're fucking gorgeous, aren't you? 76 00:07:38,550 --> 00:07:41,010 Yeah, no, we're a professional, like, porn company, yeah. 77 00:07:41,370 --> 00:07:45,690 We shoot casting videos and we send them over to America and there's loads of 78 00:07:45,690 --> 00:07:47,730 girls, like, became famous thanks to us. 79 00:07:48,870 --> 00:07:51,730 So we just need you to come in for, like, a little test video. I mean, it'll 80 00:07:51,730 --> 00:07:52,730 still be professional. 81 00:07:53,220 --> 00:07:55,820 compared to like, the stuff you've done on your tube thing. 82 00:07:56,220 --> 00:07:58,640 Not that there's anything wrong with it, man, it's fucking horny just because 83 00:07:58,640 --> 00:08:02,160 it's got you in, but I mean, it'll be a better shot. I've got a camera lady in 84 00:08:02,160 --> 00:08:03,160 that. 85 00:08:03,740 --> 00:08:04,740 So yeah. 86 00:08:06,600 --> 00:08:07,900 Oh yeah, definitely, yeah. 87 00:08:08,140 --> 00:08:11,120 That's all I've been thinking about since I saw your profile, I was like, I 88 00:08:11,120 --> 00:08:12,120 need to fuck her. 89 00:08:12,240 --> 00:08:14,020 Yeah. Oh yeah, big star. 90 00:08:14,900 --> 00:08:16,500 God, you seem like you're really into it, then. 91 00:08:21,160 --> 00:08:23,560 Did you see the website link I sent you? 92 00:08:25,500 --> 00:08:26,500 Yeah. 93 00:08:28,900 --> 00:08:29,900 Promise you what? 94 00:08:33,159 --> 00:08:34,159 Cover you in coat? 95 00:08:34,980 --> 00:08:37,500 I think that can be arranged, Si. 96 00:08:38,940 --> 00:08:41,360 Oh, fucking you better believe it. You'll be fucking drowned. 97 00:08:43,640 --> 00:08:48,100 Oh, it was so nice not to be able to fucking put about with, like, shy girls. 98 00:08:48,100 --> 00:08:50,320 mean, you're new, but you just want to fucking go for it, don't you? 99 00:08:56,400 --> 00:08:58,260 Hang on, I might have my calendar locked out. 100 00:08:59,900 --> 00:09:00,900 Come here. 101 00:09:03,460 --> 00:09:04,460 Right, 102 00:09:05,740 --> 00:09:09,480 this week I've got three days free. Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday. 103 00:09:12,800 --> 00:09:13,800 Tuesday? 104 00:09:14,140 --> 00:09:15,600 Right, put that in there. 105 00:09:17,300 --> 00:09:19,040 Stella Cumslut I'm writing it under. 106 00:09:19,380 --> 00:09:20,380 Twelve o 'clock, alright. 107 00:09:22,060 --> 00:09:23,060 Spot on. 108 00:09:24,439 --> 00:09:26,940 Tuesday, so you don't want to wait for Wednesday or Thursday, you are. 109 00:09:29,440 --> 00:09:30,440 Friday over now. 110 00:09:30,600 --> 00:09:34,060 I'll see you, see you, well, it'll be four days time, won't it? 111 00:09:36,020 --> 00:09:38,280 I'll make sure I save a big load up for you then, eh? 112 00:09:40,640 --> 00:09:41,640 Right over. 113 00:09:42,580 --> 00:09:43,580 See you later. 114 00:09:43,640 --> 00:09:44,640 Bye. 115 00:09:47,400 --> 00:09:48,400 Good boy. 116 00:09:49,380 --> 00:09:50,680 She fucking wants to do it. 117 00:09:50,880 --> 00:09:53,520 I can't wait to fucking tell Scarlet. 118 00:09:54,239 --> 00:09:55,760 Oh, no, she's not in, is she? 119 00:09:56,580 --> 00:10:00,400 Oh, I can't fucking wait now. And there's no fucking con either. She just 120 00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:03,780 me fucking salami fucking stuffed up her. That's gonna be fucking mint, that. 121 00:10:05,060 --> 00:10:06,300 Happy fucking days. 122 00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:08,340 I'm gonna go for a shit anyway. 123 00:10:08,560 --> 00:10:09,560 Fucking celebrate. 124 00:10:39,569 --> 00:10:41,370 I thought I heard the door. Hiya. 125 00:10:41,670 --> 00:10:42,589 You alright? 126 00:10:42,590 --> 00:10:45,730 Just been through my brother, so I thought I'd pop round and see if you and 127 00:10:45,730 --> 00:10:46,790 Scarlett, is she in? 128 00:10:47,110 --> 00:10:49,390 No, Scarlett's come in. I think she's with her folks, I think. 129 00:10:49,730 --> 00:10:50,730 Oh, what? 130 00:10:50,910 --> 00:10:56,390 I thought I'd just speak to her, speak to her, like, you know, you can't tell 131 00:10:56,390 --> 00:11:00,090 us, not tell us where she's at, so then she complains when I lock her out. 132 00:11:00,450 --> 00:11:02,370 Do you know what I mean? I guess I should have called her. 133 00:11:03,650 --> 00:11:06,110 Well, it doesn't matter. You can wait here if you want, like. 134 00:11:06,450 --> 00:11:07,409 Do you know what I mean? 135 00:11:07,410 --> 00:11:08,410 How long is she going to be? 136 00:11:09,289 --> 00:11:11,050 I don't know, but I've got a girl coming round. 137 00:11:11,930 --> 00:11:12,930 Really? Yeah. 138 00:11:13,350 --> 00:11:14,610 Yeah. Seriously. 139 00:11:14,970 --> 00:11:16,390 Like, a new girl. Cocker. 140 00:11:16,590 --> 00:11:17,690 I think so, yeah. 141 00:11:18,330 --> 00:11:22,050 So, like, you know what I mean? I'm trying to keep myself for her because, 142 00:11:22,070 --> 00:11:25,230 obviously she's new and everything, you know what I mean? She doesn't know she's 143 00:11:25,230 --> 00:11:26,230 doing porn yet, though. 144 00:11:26,490 --> 00:11:28,950 Don't you fancy a girl -boy -girl thing? 145 00:11:29,350 --> 00:11:32,830 Well, yeah, of course I do. But the thing is, right, she doesn't even know 146 00:11:32,830 --> 00:11:35,830 doing porn yet. So the problem is, I don't want to fucking scare her off and 147 00:11:35,830 --> 00:11:38,470 say, oh, by the way, she's sucking me cock and you're sucking it as well. 148 00:11:38,920 --> 00:11:40,940 It's like, it might scare her off, do you know what I mean? 149 00:11:41,400 --> 00:11:45,640 I said that to Tanya because she always wants to get involved with, like, boy 150 00:11:45,640 --> 00:11:49,920 -boy girls and stuff, and fucking girl -girl -boy, and fucking lesbians, and 151 00:11:49,920 --> 00:11:51,240 fucking all kinds of filth. 152 00:11:51,500 --> 00:11:54,680 And obviously Stella's a new girl, and I know she's quite open -minded. 153 00:11:55,180 --> 00:11:59,780 But it's always an idea for the future, isn't it? Get Tanya back with her. But I 154 00:11:59,780 --> 00:12:03,120 just wanted, you know, Stella had been fucking spooning after her on the 155 00:12:03,120 --> 00:12:04,340 tube sites for fucking ages. 156 00:12:04,760 --> 00:12:08,160 So I just thought, no, no, just make an excuse up. And then she went and fucked 157 00:12:08,160 --> 00:12:09,620 up. Can you use the camera? 158 00:12:10,540 --> 00:12:13,040 No. I'll say I can't really use you. 159 00:12:14,620 --> 00:12:15,620 Well, I'll tell you what, right? 160 00:12:15,820 --> 00:12:17,480 You wait in the crowd anyway. Sit there. 161 00:12:18,340 --> 00:12:24,620 And I'm going to go and get ready. If she turns up, right, I'll work my magic 162 00:12:24,620 --> 00:12:27,440 and I'll just give you a shout if she goes for it and you can just come up. 163 00:12:27,440 --> 00:12:28,099 right, thank you. 164 00:12:28,100 --> 00:12:30,660 Because obviously I don't know how she's going to take it, do you know what I 165 00:12:30,660 --> 00:12:34,360 mean? Yeah. So I'm just going to get things ready because I know she should 166 00:12:34,360 --> 00:12:35,360 here just now, actually. 167 00:12:35,540 --> 00:12:36,540 There we go. 168 00:12:36,620 --> 00:12:38,060 I'll just be a minute, right? All right. 169 00:13:52,980 --> 00:13:55,880 Yeah, I'll be doing that with my tongue. I'll be faster than you though. 170 00:13:58,190 --> 00:13:59,310 Fucking whale. Special. 171 00:13:59,590 --> 00:14:01,410 Thanks, Dave. Fucking hell, it's a meth and all. 172 00:14:05,550 --> 00:14:06,550 Scarlett, alright? 173 00:14:07,770 --> 00:14:08,770 Hiya, I'm back. 174 00:14:09,370 --> 00:14:10,370 I'm just going upstairs. 175 00:14:11,070 --> 00:14:14,390 Aye, you've come back just in the nick of time. I tell you what, mind you had a 176 00:14:14,390 --> 00:14:15,510 visitor. Tanya came over. 177 00:14:16,230 --> 00:14:17,230 Tanya? 178 00:14:17,730 --> 00:14:18,730 Really? 179 00:14:19,550 --> 00:14:23,530 Yeah, I told her that she could wait with you and then she just pissed off. I 180 00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:24,990 came back downstairs and she's not here. 181 00:14:25,800 --> 00:14:28,140 So she must have got to take her weight and she didn't say she was going or 182 00:14:28,140 --> 00:14:30,160 anything. Not like her, you're right. 183 00:14:30,660 --> 00:14:33,660 I'm going to go upstairs and I'm going to get ready and get dressed. I know, 184 00:14:33,660 --> 00:14:34,660 didn't I? 185 00:14:37,240 --> 00:14:39,240 Fucking Tammy's not very nice, pissing off. 186 00:14:39,980 --> 00:14:43,160 Sucked Daddy's cock loads of times, hasn't she? And now she's fucking pissed 187 00:14:43,160 --> 00:14:44,220 she didn't say she was going. 188 00:14:44,920 --> 00:14:46,280 No, she didn't. 189 00:14:46,480 --> 00:14:47,480 No. 190 00:15:04,420 --> 00:15:05,420 Scarlett? 191 00:15:06,320 --> 00:15:07,320 Yeah? 192 00:15:07,940 --> 00:15:09,080 Come here a minute, will you? 193 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,860 What? Did you cut my hair for us? 194 00:15:19,120 --> 00:15:22,020 What? I've got a model coming on and I look like a fucking mess with my fucking 195 00:15:22,020 --> 00:15:23,620 devil porn down and down again, man. 196 00:15:23,940 --> 00:15:25,840 Can't you go to the hairdresser and get it cut? 197 00:15:26,280 --> 00:15:28,940 Yeah, but I can't just bring it up and get it in the pipe like that. It's just 198 00:15:28,940 --> 00:15:32,880 going to be... You can walk in usually. It's only about £7. Stop being a 199 00:15:32,880 --> 00:15:33,880 cheapskate. 200 00:15:36,770 --> 00:15:38,470 What if I make a mess of it? 201 00:15:42,170 --> 00:15:43,170 Almost, 202 00:15:46,530 --> 00:15:49,530 calm down. I don't want to make a mess of it as I say. 203 00:15:55,630 --> 00:15:56,770 Yeah, I think I'm finished. 204 00:15:59,010 --> 00:16:01,910 You're going to have to go and see whether or not you like it. 205 00:16:13,530 --> 00:16:15,450 You think it looks okay? 206 00:16:15,850 --> 00:16:20,390 Aye, well considering it was down there, I've told you before, I don't know why 207 00:16:20,390 --> 00:16:24,590 my hair grows like that but like you can't even see where I'm muffed out or 208 00:16:24,590 --> 00:16:26,730 licking the twat out or anything, that's fine that way. 209 00:16:28,310 --> 00:16:31,830 I'm not doing it every time for you. No, no, I've just been caught out because 210 00:16:31,830 --> 00:16:36,090 this girl, you know her on the internet, on RedTube, she wants to do porn. 211 00:16:36,390 --> 00:16:37,890 She wants to do it with a professional company. 212 00:16:38,770 --> 00:16:41,630 So, you're truly going to touch her. 213 00:16:41,990 --> 00:16:44,130 You've got to be kidding me. I didn't think she would answer because I 214 00:16:44,130 --> 00:16:48,870 her. In fact, well, sorry, I wrote a comment under her video and said, do you 215 00:16:48,870 --> 00:16:51,570 fancy coming in to do some professional porn if you want to be a porn star? 216 00:16:52,370 --> 00:16:55,210 And she said, who are you and everything, so I showed her loads of 217 00:16:55,210 --> 00:16:56,169 that. 218 00:16:56,170 --> 00:16:58,170 Because, you know, I put all this fake shit out there. 219 00:16:58,470 --> 00:17:01,230 And I showed her the website, because, I mean, even though the website's a con, 220 00:17:01,350 --> 00:17:03,890 at least it's a website, isn't it? So she can see I do it properly. 221 00:17:04,270 --> 00:17:08,329 Yeah. And then she rang up this morning and said she was coming. I was like, oh, 222 00:17:08,349 --> 00:17:09,550 shit, and my fucking hair's a mess. 223 00:17:10,190 --> 00:17:12,930 And she's that fucking cute. I want to go fucking muff diving. 224 00:17:13,650 --> 00:17:15,730 So I needed a fucking muff diving haircut. 225 00:17:16,210 --> 00:17:17,310 Does that look all right to her? 226 00:17:18,089 --> 00:17:19,270 Yeah, it looks fine. 227 00:17:19,550 --> 00:17:20,550 Spot on. 228 00:17:21,170 --> 00:17:23,010 Right, then I'm going to go and get the studio ready. 229 00:17:36,240 --> 00:17:40,640 Paul has been so excited since he's found you on the internet. I think it 230 00:17:40,640 --> 00:17:41,640 RedTube, wasn't it? 231 00:17:41,780 --> 00:17:45,900 Yeah, yeah, it was. He's been going fanatical over it. It's almost like I 232 00:17:45,900 --> 00:17:48,040 it's his Bible every day to have a look at it. 233 00:17:48,300 --> 00:17:50,500 Yeah, he's really bad at it. 234 00:17:51,080 --> 00:17:52,080 Good, good. 235 00:17:52,120 --> 00:17:54,540 I watch all my videos then, over and over. 236 00:17:55,040 --> 00:17:58,600 I know, I know. I think he should be really wanked out, shouldn't he? 237 00:17:58,860 --> 00:17:59,860 Yeah. 238 00:18:01,040 --> 00:18:04,380 Anyway, I don't think he knows you're here yet. 239 00:18:06,730 --> 00:18:07,770 It is, yes. 240 00:18:08,030 --> 00:18:11,230 And I think he's going to almost have a heart attack when he sees you come in. 241 00:18:11,430 --> 00:18:14,910 But I think we should get you ready before he actually comes in. 242 00:18:15,550 --> 00:18:18,610 Would you be able to go and get something sexy on? 243 00:18:18,990 --> 00:18:21,330 Yeah, but actually go with something sexier than me. 244 00:18:21,550 --> 00:18:22,550 Really? Yeah. 245 00:18:22,710 --> 00:18:23,649 Can you show us? 246 00:18:23,650 --> 00:18:24,629 Yeah, sure. 247 00:18:24,630 --> 00:18:25,630 Cool. 248 00:18:27,870 --> 00:18:29,090 I'm sure he's going to like it. 249 00:18:29,390 --> 00:18:32,650 Oh, I'm sure he will. It's just you, so he's going to enjoy it no matter what. 250 00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:48,360 make the boys wink definitely I 251 00:18:48,360 --> 00:18:54,980 think it's up there for when it comes in yeah 252 00:19:13,410 --> 00:19:14,410 Yeah. 253 00:19:14,650 --> 00:19:19,510 I think he's going to be sore that he gets to miss you bending over like that 254 00:19:19,510 --> 00:19:21,790 with it as well. He usually does that. 255 00:19:29,530 --> 00:19:36,150 There you go. 256 00:19:36,310 --> 00:19:37,810 Oh, definitely. 257 00:19:38,130 --> 00:19:41,770 He's definitely going to have a heart attack as soon as he walks into your 258 00:19:44,930 --> 00:19:45,930 Really nice. 259 00:19:47,270 --> 00:19:51,570 Oh well, I tell you what, I was waiting for this fucking day coming round round. 260 00:19:52,430 --> 00:19:55,810 I mean, ever since I saw her, I was like, she is fucking... I'll tell you 261 00:19:55,810 --> 00:19:56,329 it was. 262 00:19:56,330 --> 00:19:59,570 I think it's because she was a slut who loved cum. 263 00:20:00,050 --> 00:20:03,810 And she wasn't a porn star, which just makes it... And there was no con to do. 264 00:20:04,090 --> 00:20:05,730 Notice how I had a day off from conning people? 265 00:20:06,050 --> 00:20:07,050 Well, actually, no. 266 00:20:07,190 --> 00:20:10,230 Because I still lied about having American contacts and that, which I 267 00:20:10,230 --> 00:20:12,670 have. But apart from that, it was a real porn shoot. 268 00:20:12,930 --> 00:20:14,330 Do you like how it's going to go already for you? 269 00:20:14,700 --> 00:20:15,700 Uh -huh. 270 00:20:15,720 --> 00:20:19,340 Yeah, I mean, Andy, when I was in the shower, she said she would be here at 271 00:20:19,340 --> 00:20:20,340 past. Mm -hmm. 272 00:20:20,940 --> 00:20:24,620 And... She turned up a little bit early. Yeah, because I would have been well 273 00:20:24,620 --> 00:20:26,180 ready for her turning up. Yeah. 274 00:20:26,420 --> 00:20:29,100 I was actually fucking well ready for her turning up, because I had a fucking 275 00:20:29,100 --> 00:20:30,100 boner on your cunt. 276 00:20:30,220 --> 00:20:33,580 I was soaping it up, as you do, right, like washing your knob properly and 277 00:20:33,620 --> 00:20:37,860 right? And all of a sudden, I just went doink like that. 278 00:20:38,080 --> 00:20:41,920 So I just popped my head in to see how you were getting on. Yeah, you just 279 00:20:41,920 --> 00:20:43,400 wanted flashes, didn't you? 280 00:20:43,960 --> 00:20:46,980 I like flushing my cup with you. It makes you feel a little uncomfortable 281 00:20:46,980 --> 00:20:47,859 it's good. 282 00:20:47,860 --> 00:20:50,820 It just gives me just a little, like, little surge of hoo -hoo. 283 00:20:51,140 --> 00:20:54,220 I don't know what it is. I like making people feel uncomfortable in my cup. 284 00:20:55,120 --> 00:20:56,240 Do you want us to show you it now? 285 00:20:56,780 --> 00:20:58,140 Do you want us to cut it off now? 286 00:20:59,160 --> 00:21:00,640 Yeah, Paul told me that. 287 00:21:00,920 --> 00:21:05,320 He's been basically stalking my red poop profile, watching all my videos. 288 00:21:06,450 --> 00:21:11,890 so eventually he decided to contact me, sent me a message but I get tons of 289 00:21:11,890 --> 00:21:16,630 messages so it took me a while to get back to him and apparently it was 290 00:21:16,630 --> 00:21:23,410 like his inbox every day but yeah finally I did reply to him and 291 00:21:23,410 --> 00:21:29,270 yeah I'm really grateful because I really had loads of fun doing this piece 292 00:21:29,270 --> 00:21:35,140 it was my first scene ever doing porn in front of a camera so I really, really 293 00:21:35,140 --> 00:21:36,140 enjoyed it. 294 00:21:36,780 --> 00:21:41,000 Yeah, it's mostly like what I expected it to be. 295 00:21:42,040 --> 00:21:45,680 Yeah, I really did enjoy it. And I think he also enjoyed it. 296 00:21:45,880 --> 00:21:46,880 So, yeah. 297 00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:51,700 Anyway, back to the job and handle. It was fucking, she was fucking drop -dead 298 00:21:51,700 --> 00:21:52,700 gorgeous. 299 00:21:52,960 --> 00:21:56,360 Sucked a mean cock, fucking hell deep floating in that. Yes, please. 300 00:21:57,020 --> 00:22:01,120 And then on top of that, she fucking was a good fucking whore. 301 00:22:01,460 --> 00:22:02,980 She loved being bent over and all. 302 00:22:03,500 --> 00:22:04,860 Tight fucking pussy, though. 303 00:22:06,720 --> 00:22:10,360 I could quite easily shoot her for every fucking episode and then pervert and a 304 00:22:10,360 --> 00:22:13,940 bobber and he couldn't tell us, like, fucking that good, like, honestly, I'm 305 00:22:13,940 --> 00:22:15,860 telling you. I think you'd get a bit bored, wouldn't you? No. 306 00:22:17,020 --> 00:22:19,080 People watching this would get bored, I wouldn't. 307 00:22:19,340 --> 00:22:22,640 But since whenever I've been bothered about fucking what people think, I just 308 00:22:22,640 --> 00:22:23,640 what I want anyway. 309 00:22:23,720 --> 00:22:24,720 Very true. 310 00:22:25,020 --> 00:22:26,020 Exactly. 311 00:22:26,200 --> 00:22:28,060 That's all that in the series. Great day. 312 00:22:28,660 --> 00:22:29,660 Fucking booyah. 313 00:22:30,340 --> 00:22:32,800 Another slut in the fucking book there. 314 00:22:33,120 --> 00:22:34,620 Fucking another notch on the bedpost. 315 00:22:35,700 --> 00:22:36,700 Fucking hell, right. 316 00:22:39,340 --> 00:22:43,060 What the hell's that? I'm nearly a bit older than you are. Hi. Hello. 317 00:22:43,480 --> 00:22:45,100 Hi. I'm just getting out of the shower. 318 00:22:45,300 --> 00:22:46,300 I'm ready already. 319 00:22:46,480 --> 00:22:48,720 I've just been like, I'll go and burn it. 320 00:22:50,400 --> 00:22:53,040 Well, we're already in here, haven't you noticed? 321 00:22:53,360 --> 00:22:54,360 Oh, I'm coming in here. 322 00:22:55,220 --> 00:22:56,220 Fucking hell, look at that. 323 00:22:56,540 --> 00:22:57,459 Hello there. 324 00:22:57,460 --> 00:22:58,279 All right? 325 00:22:58,280 --> 00:23:01,720 Yeah. Oh my God. 326 00:23:02,280 --> 00:23:04,160 She's even nicer than I imagined, Scarlett. 327 00:23:05,160 --> 00:23:07,000 Bloody hell. So was it a nice surprise? 328 00:23:07,560 --> 00:23:08,339 Oh, was I? 329 00:23:08,340 --> 00:23:10,900 I'm pleased you answered us back, though I was doubting it at one point. 330 00:23:11,280 --> 00:23:14,220 I was thinking, oh my God, she's not going to answer us back, because you 331 00:23:14,220 --> 00:23:18,380 know if people are for real. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's been a long time. But I'm a 332 00:23:18,380 --> 00:23:21,500 proper porn producer, though, so we can send this over to America and that, 333 00:23:21,560 --> 00:23:25,120 can't we? Yep. Yeah. We can make it proper famous and that, you know what I 334 00:23:25,120 --> 00:23:26,660 mean? Yeah, I hope it's worth it. 335 00:23:27,080 --> 00:23:28,080 Oh, bloody hell. 336 00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:33,440 Don't mind if we get straight into it. It's okay. 337 00:23:34,560 --> 00:23:35,539 Oh yeah. 338 00:23:35,540 --> 00:23:40,240 Do you like my nipple? 339 00:23:40,660 --> 00:23:41,660 Oh, I do, aye. 340 00:23:43,680 --> 00:23:45,020 Look at that. 341 00:23:47,660 --> 00:23:50,040 I'll tell you what, stand up a minute and I'm going to beat you up. 342 00:23:51,420 --> 00:23:52,420 Look at that, man. 343 00:23:53,240 --> 00:23:54,240 Look, 344 00:23:55,180 --> 00:23:56,180 it's inches away. 345 00:23:57,870 --> 00:24:01,690 Can't believe it, can you? No, I can't. I honestly can't. Is it like a dream? 346 00:24:02,090 --> 00:24:03,090 I did, yeah. 347 00:24:03,590 --> 00:24:05,530 There's something about new girls, isn't there? 348 00:24:05,730 --> 00:24:08,250 It's just like, it's just horny. Oh, my God. 349 00:24:09,470 --> 00:24:11,010 I'll tell you what, right here, that flower. 350 00:24:11,410 --> 00:24:13,650 Yeah? Might as well pull for me naked, you know what I mean? 351 00:24:14,570 --> 00:24:15,590 Oh, my God. 352 00:24:16,850 --> 00:24:18,830 Amazing. You're like this pit. 353 00:24:19,170 --> 00:24:20,149 Oh, do I? 354 00:24:20,150 --> 00:24:21,150 Yeah. 355 00:24:26,890 --> 00:24:27,849 It tastes good. 356 00:24:27,850 --> 00:24:29,470 Mmm, very nice. 357 00:24:32,790 --> 00:24:33,790 Mmm, 358 00:24:35,410 --> 00:24:38,370 we don't usually get into it this quick do we? No. But I'm just like so bloody 359 00:24:38,370 --> 00:24:39,690 keen as you can tell. 360 00:24:40,830 --> 00:24:43,310 Go on, you can touch it. Yeah? 361 00:24:43,810 --> 00:24:45,170 Do I have your permission? 362 00:24:45,530 --> 00:24:46,530 Yeah, you do. 363 00:24:46,670 --> 00:24:47,830 Oh my god, look at that. 364 00:24:49,110 --> 00:24:50,110 Amazing that. 365 00:24:51,090 --> 00:24:52,370 Kiss my face if you want. 366 00:25:08,429 --> 00:25:12,150 You want them off then? 367 00:25:12,450 --> 00:25:14,330 Yeah. There you go. 368 00:25:14,610 --> 00:25:15,730 There's no waste timer. 369 00:25:28,520 --> 00:25:30,480 Why don't you lie back in the lane? 370 00:25:33,500 --> 00:25:34,820 Like that on the sofa? 371 00:25:35,120 --> 00:25:37,520 Yeah. Look at that. 372 00:25:38,360 --> 00:25:41,520 Did I get type 50? 373 00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:43,000 Fucking hell. 374 00:25:44,900 --> 00:25:46,440 Yeah, it feels good. 375 00:25:46,740 --> 00:25:47,740 Look at that. 376 00:25:53,840 --> 00:25:56,080 That's amazing. Oh, look at that. She's wet already. 377 00:25:56,540 --> 00:25:57,540 Oh, yeah. 378 00:25:58,420 --> 00:26:01,500 Look at that cream all over my fingers. 379 00:26:03,060 --> 00:26:04,440 I'm so horny. Look at that. 380 00:26:06,500 --> 00:26:09,780 I can't wait to be famous. 381 00:26:10,220 --> 00:26:12,520 Oh, I'm going to make a famous Santa Scarlet. 382 00:26:12,980 --> 00:26:13,980 Oh, yes. 383 00:26:14,080 --> 00:26:15,080 Bloody hell. 384 00:26:15,560 --> 00:26:16,620 Look at that. 385 00:26:17,060 --> 00:26:19,560 Wow. Look how fucking wet you are. Oh, wow. 386 00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:47,240 You can move that arm 387 00:26:47,240 --> 00:26:49,000 if you want anything on the camera. 388 00:26:49,260 --> 00:26:50,260 Yes boss. 389 00:27:06,410 --> 00:27:08,390 Forgetting about the camera because I'm not into it. Yeah. 390 00:27:09,270 --> 00:27:10,270 Oh, 391 00:27:10,930 --> 00:27:12,470 do you like that? 392 00:27:12,750 --> 00:27:13,750 Oh, I fucking do. 393 00:27:14,030 --> 00:27:15,970 Oh, yeah. 394 00:27:17,370 --> 00:27:22,350 Oh, you were dreaming about that. 395 00:27:22,630 --> 00:27:25,850 Fucking hell, I've been wanting all of those videos for so many days. Oh, yeah. 396 00:27:25,910 --> 00:27:26,910 Oh, yeah. 397 00:27:28,150 --> 00:27:29,770 How many times have you watched them? 398 00:27:30,070 --> 00:27:31,990 Oh, 50 times or so. Oh, yeah. 399 00:28:59,740 --> 00:29:01,320 You're lucky aren't you? 400 00:29:01,640 --> 00:29:04,300 I fucking am. The best job in the world innit? 401 00:29:04,660 --> 00:29:08,140 I didn't know you were right, I think you've set a new standard now. 402 00:29:09,700 --> 00:29:13,160 I might just have to shoot you forever instead of anybody else. 403 00:30:29,960 --> 00:30:30,960 Yes, he did. 404 00:31:16,460 --> 00:31:17,600 and I'm watching the video. 405 00:31:33,760 --> 00:31:37,300 And that's what you expected? 406 00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:40,360 Fucking no it isn't. It's better than what I expected. 407 00:31:42,360 --> 00:31:44,240 I expected it to be good but not that good. 408 00:31:50,440 --> 00:31:54,540 I don't know. Don't worry about that. I'm just going to wee through this. 409 00:31:55,060 --> 00:31:56,640 But you need a little cog. 410 00:31:57,100 --> 00:31:58,100 Oh, I know. 411 00:31:58,600 --> 00:32:00,520 Especially sucking cat. There. 412 00:32:35,020 --> 00:32:38,200 I'm going to call him. 413 00:34:09,250 --> 00:34:10,690 It's been a good job. 414 00:34:28,199 --> 00:34:29,199 yourself online now. 415 00:35:17,060 --> 00:35:19,600 That's the reverse cowgirl eh? Yeah. 416 00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:27,360 God she knows all the positions mate. 417 00:35:28,020 --> 00:35:29,700 She can aim them and she does them. 418 00:39:17,190 --> 00:39:18,390 Fucking tight and all that. 419 00:41:50,670 --> 00:41:52,150 I've got a close up of that scar on my face. 420 00:41:54,330 --> 00:41:57,870 That's amazing. 421 00:42:01,090 --> 00:42:04,190 Yeah, I really enjoyed that. 422 00:42:05,130 --> 00:42:07,570 Let me get another shot of you and that's the way of biting the camera. 423 00:42:09,030 --> 00:42:10,110 She's going to be famous.